They said it...
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses.
He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to
the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the
older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything
I am different from [George] Washington; I have a higher,
grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can
lie, but I won’t.
When the media ask him [George W. Bush] a question, he
answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging
process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another
General Douglas MacArthur
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two
strong oxen or 1024 chickens?